I Dont Look Good Naked Anymore
The Snake Oil Willie Band

INTRO
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Well, my body could use a little slimmin', I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
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And I ain't seen my feet since 1984.
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If the little woman wants a roll in the hay, we turn the lights down all the way
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'Cause I don't look good naked anymore
 
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No, I don't look good naked anymore
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I'm a deep fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
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If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door
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And I don't look good naked anymore
 
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Well, I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand
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But I can't do the things I done before
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Well, it all happened kind of slow, but I guess I kinda let myself go
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Now I don't look good naked anymore
 
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No, I don't look good naked anymore
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I'm a deep fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
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If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door
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And I don't look good naked anymore
 
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With each and every passing year, came a lot of french fries and beer
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And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
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Now, my belly is as big as a truck and the wife don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA ____! 
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Cause I don't look good naked anymore

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No, I don't look good naked anymore
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I'm a deep fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
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If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door
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And I don't look good naked anymore
 
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No, I don't look good naked anymore
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I'm a deep fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
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If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door
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And I don't look good naked anymore
 
CODA
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No, I don't look good naked anymore!